Today was about 40% suck except for a 50% off Aerie clearance sale
Monique's heart: Shop therapy!
Monique's brain: Shop therapy is a myth.
Monique's sternum: Yo this sounds like total bullshit but I genuinely feel something painful here. I'm gonna check it out.
Monique's brain: Stop making excuses just so you--
Monique's sternum: Yup that's underwire poking through. This bra's time is at an end.
Monique's heart: Today wasn't your day. You forgot to download free tickets for the block party tomorrow and now they're all gone. Shop therapy!
Monique's brain: You're jumping to conclusi--
Monique's hips: Penny-priced boxers with a bra purchase? Your size hasn't changed, right? Still XS?
Monique's heart: You weren't able to get through your work or personal projects when you wanted so you're skipping the party tonight to finish them on time. Shop therapy!
Monique's eyes: The colors they have this season are great! All pastel-y and peaceful.
Monique's brain: No.
Monique's heart: You brought blueberry yogurt to work today and--
Monique's brain: Shut up.
Monique's heart: And when you opened it up--
Monique's brain: Stop.
Monique's heart: It turned out to be strawberry.
Monique's brain: You are pure evil.
Monique's finger: I'm taking matters into my own hands. Click!
Monique's brain: If you had separated the bras you were getting into two different orders, you could have gotten two free pairs of boxers for the same price. Shipping is free indefinitely. You are such an idiot.